Proving, once again, that you don’t need to be at the poker table to look like a total donk, Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot literally wound up with egg on his face earlier this week.

The 25 year old Scot was checking out a few eggs he poached in the microwave (Ed note: really? a grown man cooking eggs in the microwave?), when they exploded and shot scalding water onto his face.

While he wasn’t torched like Kurt Russel in Backdraft, Broadfoot’s injuries were enough to send him for a hospital trip.

Obviously, as a soccer player, following the incident he spent about 20minutes on the pitch flailing around before anyone realized it was a legit injury. We couldn’t imagine this happening to a better guy.