Carbon Poker Blog » Jokes http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog Just another WordPress weblog Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:17:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en hourly 1 Dont play poker in a gay bar… http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/dont-play-poker-in-a-gay-bar-27/ http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/dont-play-poker-in-a-gay-bar-27/#comments Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:00:00 +0000 CarbonPoker http://blog.carbonpoker.com/?p=381 So two enthusiastic poker players after finishing an intense poker game at their regular club, leave in heated conversation and inadvertently wander into a bar to continue their conversation over a cold beer.

Now as they downed a few drinks, talk gets loose, and curse words slip and slur through out the speech. “He had a good pair, so I pushed all in” comments one of the players just before becoming conscious of a table of men staring at him wide eyed with thinly veiled smiles. Suddenly becoming aware that the entire establishment was filled with almost exclusively male clientele. No wonder – there were in a gay bar.

Consider for a second the phrases used by a bunch of semi drunk poker players. , “he had the nuts”, “I got done on the river…”. , “I got busted on the flop”, “he raised..” “I tried with double down..but he raised”.

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Trigger words are :
Eat Me
Turkey
Make My Day
Enjoy and Eat Chicken.
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The person who posts the best joke or quote, will receive $25 into their player account. So make sure you post your player name along with your joke or quote.

Ill start off with one of my favorites…

Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren’t many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person’s self-delusional ability and actual ability than in poker.

– Steve Badget

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