Comments on: Make us laugh! http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/make-us-laugh-04/ Just another WordPress weblog Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:36:40 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Anonymous http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/make-us-laugh-04/comment-page-2/#comment-88 Anonymous Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:20:00 +0000 http://blog.carbonpoker.com/?p=286#comment-88 Hi,When i see aplayer not winning a pot they always say give me a new dealer.but what i say to them is TUNA OR LATER YOU WILL WIN LOL<br/><br/>CITYGIRL3 Hi,When i see aplayer not winning a pot they always say give me a new dealer.but what i say to them is TUNA OR LATER YOU WILL WIN LOL

CITYGIRL3

]]> By: roscotrain http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/make-us-laugh-04/comment-page-2/#comment-87 roscotrain Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:10:00 +0000 http://blog.carbonpoker.com/?p=286#comment-87 Two old buddy's were sitting at the poker table,one says to the other,whoever dies and goes to heaven first,should caome back and let the other now how the tables are in heaven.Sure enough one of the buddies dies later that month.so the one buddy is sitting in a game and a big gust of wind comes along and blows his cards around.Well its his buddy in heavenand he says to his buddy at the table,ive got good news and bad news,thetables in heaven are the greatest,the bad news is your in a qualifier monday at noon! Two old buddy’s were sitting at the poker table,one says to the other,whoever dies and goes to heaven first,should caome back and let the other now how the tables are in heaven.Sure enough one of the buddies dies later that month.so the one buddy is sitting in a game and a big gust of wind comes along and blows his cards around.Well its his buddy in heavenand he says to his buddy at the table,ive got good news and bad news,thetables in heaven are the greatest,the bad news is your in a qualifier monday at noon!

]]> By: 2fast2005 http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/make-us-laugh-04/comment-page-1/#comment-85 2fast2005 Sat, 13 Sep 2008 10:07:00 +0000 http://blog.carbonpoker.com/?p=286#comment-85 I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.

]]> By: Ashwin http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/make-us-laugh-04/comment-page-1/#comment-84 Ashwin Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:59:00 +0000 http://blog.carbonpoker.com/?p=286#comment-84 "Sometimes you'll miss a bet, sure, but it's OK to miss a bet. Poker is an art form, of course, but sometimes you have to sacrifice art in favour of making a profit." - Mike Caro “Sometimes you’ll miss a bet, sure, but it’s OK to miss a bet. Poker is an art form, of course, but sometimes you have to sacrifice art in favour of making a profit.” – Mike Caro

]]> By: lisa http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/make-us-laugh-04/comment-page-1/#comment-83 lisa Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:00:00 +0000 http://blog.carbonpoker.com/?p=286#comment-83 quote- If It Wasn't For Luck I Would Win. quote- If It Wasn’t For Luck I Would Win.

]]> By: sadblueyes http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/make-us-laugh-04/comment-page-1/#comment-82 sadblueyes Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:10:00 +0000 http://blog.carbonpoker.com/?p=286#comment-82 There once was joker, thought he'd try his luck at poker. What the joker didnt know is when the cards flow, anything can come, and you only win some. So the joker went back to his deck of cards and said, I think I'm getting to old, I remember when there WAS a joker in the game of poker. I think I need a new agent. I dont even get to kill batman, geez whats a joker to do?<br/> "We stop playing poker because we get old, we get old because we stop playing." Doyle Brunson<br/> sadblueyes There once was joker, thought he’d try his luck at poker. What the joker didnt know is when the cards flow, anything can come, and you only win some. So the joker went back to his deck of cards and said, I think I’m getting to old, I remember when there WAS a joker in the game of poker. I think I need a new agent. I dont even get to kill batman, geez whats a joker to do?
“We stop playing poker because we get old, we get old because we stop playing.” Doyle Brunson
sadblueyes

]]> By: Ababei http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/make-us-laugh-04/comment-page-1/#comment-76 Ababei Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:38:00 +0000 http://blog.carbonpoker.com/?p=286#comment-76 heartstopper nick on carbonpoker:<br/><br/>A dog was wondering in the desert.He was all alone and he had been wondering for hours.At one moment he stops and he says:<br/>"Damn you freakin desert.If in the next hours I am not going to find a tree....I am going to wet myself" heartstopper nick on carbonpoker:

A dog was wondering in the desert.He was all alone and he had been wondering for hours.At one moment he stops and he says:
“Damn you freakin desert.If in the next hours I am not going to find a tree….I am going to wet myself”

]]> By: indigophone http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/make-us-laugh-04/comment-page-1/#comment-75 indigophone Sun, 07 Sep 2008 14:07:00 +0000 http://blog.carbonpoker.com/?p=286#comment-75 A man comes home from his weekly poker game late. His annoying wife is waiting for him. "Where the heck have you been?"<br/><br/>"Sorry, but I lost you in a poker game. You'll have to leave."<br/><br/>"How did you manage that, you fool?"<br/><br/>"It wasn't easy. I had to fold a royal flush." A man comes home from his weekly poker game late. His annoying wife is waiting for him. “Where the heck have you been?”

“Sorry, but I lost you in a poker game. You’ll have to leave.”

“How did you manage that, you fool?”

“It wasn’t easy. I had to fold a royal flush.”

]]> By: Jax http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/make-us-laugh-04/comment-page-1/#comment-72 Jax Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:36:00 +0000 http://blog.carbonpoker.com/?p=286#comment-72 I kinda like this one lol - <br/><br/>The "Voice" of Poker:<br/>There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says,<br/><br/>"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."<br/><br/>He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again. <br/><br/>"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."<br/><br/>Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day.<br/><br/>"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."<br/><br/>He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says,<br/><br/>"Go to the Horseshoe." <br/><br/>He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says, <br/><br/>"Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry."<br/><br/>He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his assigned tournament table. The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt Ace of Spades, Ace of Clubs. The voice says,<br/><br/>"Go all in." <br/><br/>He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call.<br/><br/>The dealer lays down the flop which is 8 of Hearts, 9 of Hearts, 10 of Hearts. The voice says, <br/><br/>"FUCK!." I kinda like this one lol –

The “Voice” of Poker:
There’s a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says,

“Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.”

He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again.

“Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.”

Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day.

“Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.”

He can’t take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says,

“Go to the Horseshoe.”

He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says,

“Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry.”

He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his assigned tournament table. The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt Ace of Spades, Ace of Clubs. The voice says,

“Go all in.”

He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call.

The dealer lays down the flop which is 8 of Hearts, 9 of Hearts, 10 of Hearts. The voice says,

“FUCK!.”

]]> By: the1steve http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/make-us-laugh-04/comment-page-1/#comment-71 the1steve Fri, 05 Sep 2008 07:56:00 +0000 http://blog.carbonpoker.com/?p=286#comment-71 This is my favorite saying. This is the quote for all poker nuts to have as their playing motto.<br/> "Play by the Pirate's Code."<br/>"Steal What U Can And Give Nothing Back"<br/> the1steve This is my favorite saying. This is the quote for all poker nuts to have as their playing motto.
“Play by the Pirate’s Code.”
“Steal What U Can And Give Nothing Back”
the1steve

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