Top ten signs you are getting 200% of your daily value of poker. (Once you pop you can’t stop!)

1.You got ****ed off at the Mcdonald’s guy for DONKING your order when they forgot your fries! (Some would call this a suckout… idk.. I mean you had probably a better than 80% chance of getting your fries… BS)

2.The last time you prepared baked goods you asked “Do I need to preflop the oven?” and you were dead serious.

3.You plan all your days around which tournies you will be playing.(sorry honey I got a valentines day tourny I guess you’re flyin solo)

4.You complain about getting rivered when the guy in front of you takes the last custard filled Long john at the petrol market.(b4stard..)

5.You could list off at least 5 Customer Support reps from merge off the top of your head.(Jared,Gary,Rick,Ethan,Pauline,Spongebob)

6.You actually finished the Christmas promotion at Carbon without dying of dysentery.

7.You purchased a bigger monitor to make multitabling easier.(Lamest one so far I know but I’m guessing you’ve stopped reading)

8.You’re house is littered with various mugs, rubber bracelets, polos and decks of cards from various poker stores.

9.You rattle off that it would be +EV to go to Walmart instead of the fancy store.(One does not simply walk into Walmart… there is evil there that does not sleep….)

10.You have wet dreams about hitting the Bad beat Jackpot at Carbon!(With bbj tables starting as low as $1/$2 LH who could afford NOT to play!?)

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