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Say Goodbye to Three More Hours of Your Life Sunday Night

Posted By : Ray Finkle February 28th, 2010

kidstvThe best evening in televised poker has just gotten better, and you won’t have to choose between two shows like the mother at the end of Good Son.

On tap for your prime-time poker fix is High Stakes Poker on GSN at 8 p.m. EST. Season 6 has been off at a breakneck pace, with Phil Hellmuth and Norwegian pro Andres Hoivold going busto in just two episodes.  Tonight promises more action, with Pro Jason Mercier fresh to the table with monstrous stacks of fresh cheddar. Mercier will then be our tour guide on over to the 2009 World Series of Poker Europe (WSOPE), where he leads the pack, holding almost a 3-1 chip lead over the second largest stack in play.

The WSOPE event comes to a close tonight at 9 p.m. EST on ESPN2. Shown in two one hour segments, the culmination of 334 players gets down to the nitty gritty of it all, with many familiar names and faces hitting the felt for the coveted first place finish worth over $1.2 million. Nothing short of impressive, Daniel Negreanu returns for his second consecutive WSOPE final table. He’ll be in good company, with 2009 WSOP Main Event final tablists James Akenhead (9th) and Antoine Saout (3rd) joining him, as well as Card Player CEO Barry Shulman, father to 5th place Main Event finisher Jeff Shulman.

Tune in for three chock-full hours of the greatest show on earth that isn’t the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus.

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Ashton Griffin Wins NAPT High-Roller Shootout, Best Smile Award to Follow

Posted By : Ray Finkle February 27th, 2010

ashtongriffinAshton Griffin has won the inaugural North American Poker Tour (NAPT) High-Roller Bounty Shootout at the Venetian, taking home a first prize of $455,000. If his name doesn’t ring any of those proverbial bells, you may better recognize him by his poker handle, Ashman103, a frequent regular across the nosebleeds of some of the finest no-limit hold’em cash games online.

In what can best be described as a unique format, this $25,000 buy-in event was a shootout structure with knockout bounties.  Of the 49 entrants, seven seven-handed tables were assembled, with the winners moving on to the final table and securing $75,000. From there, it was a winner takes all affair, with first spot taking home the money and the trophy.  Throughout play, there was a $5,000 bounty on each player’s head, with a $100,000 award to the player who collected the most knockouts.

The seven-handed final table had a stacked list of names, including Joe Cassidy, Hoyt Corkins, and 2008 World Series of Poker Main Event Winner Peter Eastgate. It took almost four hours to see the first elimination, standing a testament to just how long-winded the play was. Players then began to drop like flies, until three-handed play was reached amongst Cassidy, Corkins, and Griffin and the momentum stalled out. Lasting another couple of hours, Cassidy eventually succumbed to the insurmountable blinds and antes. Ironically, it only took two hands of heads-up play before Corkins was all-in and all-out with an out-kicked top pair, as Griffin took it down and walked away with $560,000 in bounties and winnings.

And the crystal trophy? Yah, I guess that’s pretty nice too.

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Poker Officially a ‘Mind Sport’, Joins I Spy and Rock-Paper-Scissors

Posted By : Ray Finkle February 26th, 2010

PRN-03489840085This April, the International Federation of Poker will be accepted as an esteemed member of the International Mind Sports Association. This means the game of poker will be recognized as a “sport” by the International Olympic Committee, included amongst other games of skill such as chess or Go. Other mind sports nominees this year include Go Fish, Fifty-Two Pickup, War, and Up the River, Down the River.

The good from this recognition comes in the form of poker being deemed a game of skill by a world-renowned organization, an argument which can be heralded across all the courtroom debates of luck versus skill for legislation purposes. The bad will be the pasty, unkempt, anemic internet players coming out from behind their keyboards thinking they’re going to win Olympic gold for picking off a river bluff, standing up to raise their hands like a true champion, only to find their legs muscles have atrophied from playing sit-and-gos for the past month and their chubby bodies come crashing to the ground like a drunken chip stack.

This doesn’t mean that one day they’ll be testing players for doping if it’s been noticed in World Series of Poker broadcasts they’ve been tossing larger stacks into pots with considerable less effort on their hands and wrists. You also won’t find player doing wind sprints while holding the poker hand rankings card. As ludicrous as it is to even slightly mix or confuse the realm of poker with athleticism, after all the discord brought between American internet players and their elected officials from the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act, anything that pleads the case in our favor is welcome with open arms.

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Failed Poker Boom Tie-In Laugh of the Week

Posted By : Ray Finkle February 25th, 2010

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The complete first season? More like the complete ONLY season, am I right!?!?

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Oslo, Salmon Exports, and Fjords, Oh My!

Posted By : Ray Finkle February 24th, 2010

boy-in-norwegian-national-costumeIt seems as though the lands of Norway are being pillaged and plundered again, and not by the Vikings that founded them.

The Norwegian government passed the Payment Act of Norway last week, which will ban payment processing transactions from unlicensed online gaming sites starting June 1st. Any institution that handles payments will be punishable by law, including many of the e-wallet middleman sites commonly used to transfer funds through online poker commerce.

The intent of these regulations is to strengthen to the state owned gaming monopolies of payment processors Norsk Tipping and Rikstoto by severing ties with operators hosted in other countries that service Norwegian players. In layman terms, the point is to funnel all transactions through the Norwegian government’s back pocket.

The bill has already been met with justifiable resistance. Existing operators and financial institutions have already stated they will not follow the regulations. The European Commission (responsible for proposing legislation, implementing decisions, upholding the Union’s treaties and the general day-to-day running of the Union—thanks Wikipedia) also disagrees with the rulings, protesting that any site licensed to operate in other member states does not require licensing. Though Norway isn’t actually a member of the European Commission, they contest that since Norway belongs to the European Economic Area (agreement between Norway, Iceland and Liechtenstein and the European Union (EU) that allows these countries to participate in the EU’s single market without joining the EU—xoxo Wikipedia), they are required to follow the commission’s regulation policies.

Monopoly used to be a game I played and never finished. Now, it has become the new mentality behind governments and their ideals with poker regulation. Decisions such as these further distance the people from their state, and leave behind a bleak horizon for our online poker freedoms.

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If You Regulate It, They Will Come

Posted By : Ray Finkle February 23rd, 2010

james-of-earl-jones-field-of-dreamsIt seems as though Iowa is the latest state to be joining the bandwagon, and it’s not one made by John Deere.

A hearing is slated for next week in front of the House State Government Committee to legalize sports betting and poker, a move officials estimate could bring in over $80 million to bolster state revenue and open up the doors for major poker tourneys at their casinos.

The sports gambling aspect seems straight forward: no betting on Iowan colleges. The poker concept comes across as that creepy uncle with the video camera at your family get-togethers.

In order to start a bankroll, players would only be allowed to physically deposit cash funds at one of the 17 statewide casinos, which affords you access to an online account. From there, Iowans would be able to log in and play with the estimated 80,000 online poker enthusiasts across the corn fields and hog farms. Cashing out would see players returning to their local casinos in order to withdraw their slice of the pie, a local pastime usually reserved for grandma’s windowsill. State representatives feel that this policy will remove the “risks” found with internet deposits while making you drive down murderous streets to a bank that could be robbed to take out money that could blow away in a strong gust of wind to a casino filled with cigarette smoke that is willing to take 30% of your money from their prize pool for the state.

People won’t come, Ray. People will most definitely not come.

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Revolution Is My Name

Posted By : Ray Finkle February 19th, 2010

moneyisyummyIt seems as though a storm of approval is brewing here stateside.

With the economy in a recession, state governments are seeking alternative means of revenue. For a hobby that was thrown out the back door by its shirt, it seems as though the front door has been opened to welcome back poker into the loving arms of officials wide-eyed to the financial benefits.

Maryland is looking to expand their gaming regulations to include poker at their slot casinos, a competitive move in order to regain money residents are spending on surrounding state economies that support table games. Massachusetts officials are meeting to determine if poker can legally be deemed a game of skill, removing the stigma of the luck factor that the state implicates is just cause for categorizing it as a lottery. In related news, alcohol has been legalized, Hawaii has become the 50th state, women can now vote, and we’ve landed on the moon.

In the past six months, Pennsylvania, Delaware, and West Virginia have all come to see poker approved in their casinos. While the rewards from the intentions for Massachusetts and Maryland are still potentially years from reaping, the fact that legislation is being discussed and debated is a sight for sore eyes for the unjustified black sheep of the United States. The implications from decisions such as these prove that it’s impossible to deny poker’s staying power in our lives and mainstream. It’s inevitable that we will one day see poker regulated in all 50 states across the great divide. When the gains go towards bettering the state and its educational system, the real crime is saying no.

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Sold, To The Bidder With A Lot More Money Than Me

Posted By : Ray Finkle February 18th, 2010

Park-Place-DogThe Park Place of internet poker properties has just been purchased.

Poker.org recently sold for an estimated $1 million, making it the largest .org sale to date, a title previously held by Engineering.org. The .org domains are steadily closing the gap between the other dominant generic Top Level Domains (gTLDs) .com and .net, with registration rates having risen 14% in 2009. By the end of the year, .org domains were populated at just under 8 million, an increase of 8.4% since 2008.

While .org domains have primarily been known as being used for non-profits, the sudden trend in popularity has expanded their diversity onward and upward, with many businesses and sports clubs staking their flag in the digital .org soils. This sale marks what is sure to be just the beginning of a ludicrous sea of poker .org domains flooding the vast expanses of our digital landscape from people hoping to strike it rich while sitting on their asses. One thing’s for sure: we can all thank Al Gore for where the internet is today.

If you didn’t get a fun fact desk calender this Christmas, you’ve come to the right place. The following are some of the largest domain name purchases in the history of the World Wide Web:

  • Insure.com – $16 million
  • Sex.com – $14 million
  • Fund.com – $9,999,950
  • Porn.com – $9 million
  • Business.com – $7.5 million
  • Diamonds.com –$7.5 million
  • Beer.com – $7 million
  • Casino.com – $5.5 million
  • Toys.com – $5.1 million sold to Toys R Us
  • AsSeenOnTV.com – $5.1 million
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More Televised Poker To Rot Your Brain

Posted By : Ray Finkle February 17th, 2010

2008_NBC_National_Heads-Up_Poker_Championship_trophyIt’s everyone’s favorite time of year. No, not Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry’s.

NBC’s National Heads-Up Poker Championship is returning back to Caesars Palace in Las Vegas March 4-7 for what will be the sixth season of their poker who’s who all-star extravaganza happy, happy fun hour of lazy afternoon television. A total of 64 players will be competing in the single-elimination bracket tournament and their share of $1,500,000. The final two will then move on to compete in a two-out-of-three match, vying for the top prize of $500,000 and bragging rights amidst some of the best names in the game.

Pro Huckleberry Seed was last year’s winner, becoming the only player to cash in all five season’s of the show’s existence. Previous winners include Chris “Jesus” Ferguson, Phil “I’m A Douche” Hellmuth, Ted “Two Rs” Forrest, and Paul “I Have Nothing Witty To Say About Him” Wasicka.

The event will be hosted by the legs and chest of Leeann Tweeden, followed alongside the unwitty banalities of announcers Craig Hummer and Ali Nejad, as they drive the play-by-play commentating straight into an underpass support beam. GoDaddy.com will be sponsoring the car crash, staining the event’s prestige with its legacy of horrible Super Bowl commercials and misrepresentation of the male demographic.

The taping will be cut down to six episodes to run on consecutive Sundays through the following dates and times:

Apr. 18: Noon to 1 p.m. ET
Apr. 25: Noon to 2 p.m. ET
May 2: Noon to 2 p.m. ET
May 9: Noon to 2 p.m. ET
May 16: Noon to 2 p.m. ET
May 23: Noon to 3 p.m. ET

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High Stakes Poker Two-Outs My Expectations

Posted By : Ray Finkle February 16th, 2010

high-stakes-poker-logoHellmuth gets felted, Ivey gets richer, more Europeans in one place than the World Cup—High Stakes Poker is back on the Game Show Network (GSN).

Sunday marked the return of the richest game in televised poker history, with a field Gabe Kaplan justifiably refers to as “the Breeder’s Cup Classic field…everybody a star.” He later announces that Phil Ivey and Tom “durrr” Dwan will be in every episode this season, serving as catalysts for what will conceivably be some of the largest pots ever made, outside of the one I picked up at the Asian flea market that one time.

Kaplan’s announcing is still witty, cynical, educated, and on point. I have always enjoyed his approach to humor and he does not disappoint in the Season 6 opener. That being said, there is a notable absence in the announcing booth, as Kaplan’s one man show seems lonely in the void of an actual co-host. This is probably the first time anyone has ever said this, but I miss A.J. Benza.

The Kara Scott component of the show, as talented, beautiful, and savvy as she may be, seems like it was just stapled on. While they dubbed her a “co-host”, her roll couldn’t be further from one, as she’s more or less just an underused auxiliary to the show’s identity. I think GSN’s decision to put some tail on the program (a la broadcasts with Leeann Tweeden or Shana Hiatt) and reinforce its standing as an equal opportunity employer stripped what worked so well about the previous format, and Benza along with it.

New circus sideshow segments like “Did You Know?”, where Daniel Negreanu gives us a history lesson of the Dead Man’s Hand, or “30 Seconds With Kara Scott”, where she asks people to describe Phil Hellmuth in 10 words or less, tarnish the show’s pacing and purpose. With the addition of the pointless aforementioned, High Stakes Poker is slowly becoming what is bad about all the other poker shows on television, as they dumb down the product with hopes of marketing it to a more mainstream audience.

Even the players were joking about the new mandatory interview Scott gets to do after a player loses all their chips. Pretending he’s in front of the camera, Gus Hansen says to Negreanu in mocking tone, “I love High Stakes Poker!” It’s really the poker equivalent of losing a sports championship, and then that senseless reporter says to the coach or star player of the losing team, “You just got within inches of reaching your life long dreams and aspirations and all your hard work almost paid off. How does it feel to lose?”

But at the end of the day, no matter how hard the show hits the fan, I’ll waste an hour of my life at a time watching people better than me at poker spending money I’ll never have from playing it.

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