Welcome all to the 3009 Universal Poker Championship, well lets not waste any time and get down to play.

Boobs Vanderbuilt has a decent pair, also she has pair of 8’s…

Holy “#$%√” a stunning play by mentally ill new comer Phillip Fry, laying down pocket kings, its almost as if he knew Bender Rodriguez had two aces!

ALL-IN, CALL MY MIGHTY BET AT YOUR PERIL!

Tex Connecticut moves all in…
Bender; “wait this is the worst possible hand right *shows 72*, Allin! I mean Fold! Whatever…”
The flop comes A, 8, Q.
Commentator Penn Jillete, ” well there we have it folks Bender’s luck has finally run out, no card can save him now”
*see below*….

The final hand of the tournament is dealt, its heads up between Fry and Bender. Fry, if you havent figured it out has the ability to read minds and Bender is made of 30% lucky horse shoes from he luckiest race horses in his native Mexico.

Bender, moves all in.
Fry reads his mind only to discover that he hasnt looked at his cards.
“What! but you havent even looked at your cards!”
“Looking at ones cards is a crutch for players who rely on skill,” states Bender
All in calls fry.
The flop – KKA
Turn K
River A…

“Yes!” yells Fry, “4 Aces!”
“uh uh uh,” Chimes bender as Fry reaches for the chips. “read em and weep! and then tell me what they are…” says Bender.

“Two Kings!” says the Dealer, “and with three on the board, that give Bender 5 Kings”

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