Archive for March, 2009

VIP PROGRAM TOMORROW!

Posted By : CarbonPoker March 31st, 2009

Want to buy an Ipod with your VIP points? Enter almost every tournament for free? Go on a holiday with your VIP points? Well pay attention cause it is all laid out below. On the 1st of April, the highly anticipated VIP program will roll out and there are a hand full of changes you should be aware of.

The VIP program has been created as a better alternative and to replace the existing comp point system, which while good in its day, has had its time. The new system rewards you where it really counts; in your player wallet. We listened to player requests and have delivered. You are now able to buy into tournaments with points, exchange them for cash, purchase almost anything in the VIP store and loads more.

The program will employ a multi tiered approach and will allow for many more uses of your VIP points. The VIP system and its rewards are briefly explained below.

How the VIP program works

  • A five tiered approach, players are assigned a level depending on how many points they earn per month.
  • Each level has different rewards and benefits. The higher levels naturally have better rewards.
  • Points are earned at the rate of 10 VIP points per $1 of rake.

Rewards

  • A new store where players can purchase merchandise, books, dvds, electronics, xboxes, Ipods, holidays ect.
  • Use VIP points for tournament entry
  • Exchance VIP points for Cash.
  • Free & discount withdrawal fees
  • Freeroll and Guaranteed tournaments
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Dont play poker in a gay bar…

Posted By : CarbonPoker March 27th, 2009

So two enthusiastic poker players after finishing an intense poker game at their regular club, leave in heated conversation and inadvertently wander into a bar to continue their conversation over a cold beer.

Now as they downed a few drinks, talk gets loose, and curse words slip and slur through out the speech. “He had a good pair, so I pushed all in” comments one of the players just before becoming conscious of a table of men staring at him wide eyed with thinly veiled smiles. Suddenly becoming aware that the entire establishment was filled with almost exclusively male clientele. No wonder – there were in a gay bar.

Consider for a second the phrases used by a bunch of semi drunk poker players. , “he had the nuts”, “I got done on the river…”. , “I got busted on the flop”, “he raised..” “I tried with double down..but he raised”.

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WSOP Winners!

Posted By : CarbonPoker March 22nd, 2009

The Poker Player in the black diamond encrusted hoody will be out in force at this years WSOP for sure – there are now more than a handful of Carbon Players heading to this years WSOP. All have picked up seats through either one of the many Live Seat Grand Finals or through MTT leaderboard final.

The latest two lucky winners – DrexTheTex and Diablo09 both picked up $12,500 prize packages to this years coming WSOP in Saturdays Live Seat Grand Final. There are still more chances for players to join the Carbon Representative team – there is next months final and also the MTT leaderboard!

Well done guys!

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Carribean Stud Jackpot Pays Out!

Posted By : CarbonPoker March 19th, 2009

We’ve had another Jackpot winner at Carbon Poker, this time unfortunately its not the Bad Beat jackpot that’s gone off but the Caribbean Stud $1 Jackpot. Lucky player pjflyer picked up $8,500 with a straight flush. Well done and congratulations!

Carbon Pokers Caribbean Stud Jackpot has paid out a lot of cash over the past year and seen a lot of winners very very rich. So next time your fed up at the tables or looking for something a little different try your hand at C-Stud.

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Poker Hand Slang

Posted By : CarbonPoker March 18th, 2009

The answers to the poker hand slang you requested.

Brunson – 10 / 2
Alan Alda – A / A
Hooker – T / J
Truckers Hand – 10 / 4
CB Hand – 10 / 4
Maverick – Q / J
King Salmon – K / 7
Canine – K / 9
Big Chick – A / Q
Three Kings – K / 3
Bitches – Q / Q
Jack Daniels – J / 7
Flat Tire – J / 4
TNT – T / T
Boxcars – T / T
Kojak – K / J
Maxwell Smart – 9 / 9
Barbara Feldon -
Kid Dynomite – J / J
T2 – T / 2
Terminator 2 – T / 2
Bomber – 5 / 2
Beer Hand – 7 / 2 Offsuit
Double Down – 7 / 4
Heinz – 7 /
Nickels – 5 /
Can of Corn – 3 / 2
Quentin Tarantino – Q / T
Luke Skywalker – 4 / 4
Clint Eastwood – 4 / 4
San Francisco – Q / 3
Motown – J /
Jackson Five – J /
Ajax – A / J
Krispy Kreme – K / K
Baskin Robbins A / 3
Marriage – K / Q
Othello – K / Q Offsuit

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Nicknames at the table. Pt 1.

Posted By : CarbonPoker March 16th, 2009

Nicknames and online screen name monikers have always been a bit of a mystery to me. I always supposed that any name had some type of resemblance to the person bearing it or at least some type of reflection on the them. There are always the common ones like shortened last names and so on, and then there are the ones such as – takeurchips, pokerlegend, iwillwinthiscauseyousuck. These are good solid names that indicate that frankly you suck at poker. These players are rarely found in the big stakes or in the final tables. I guess it does actually bear some resemblance to the player – they fail to take the name seriously, so they probably dont take the game quite so seriously either. Whats your thoughts?

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Twitter!

Posted By : CarbonPoker March 15th, 2009

The world has gone somewhat crazy for twitter. Seriously when Hollywood A-Lister’s start tweeting from their own Oscar after parties you know its the new craze. So recently we’ve joined the growing ranks of those tweeting like a canary in a coal mine.

It also appears that our tweeting has not gone unnoticed with our recently created twitter page gaining notoriety and spreading like some type of bad venereal disease. So why have all these other canaries been flocking to our tweeting? For free mullah of course!

Saturday saw the first of many coming exclusive twitter promotions, a $200 freeroll open to all twitter followers. 310 players made the tables and proceeded to battle out with some fine poker action for the following 4 hours.

Congratulations to all those players who cashed and in particular to TheRealBBE1 who took out the coveted first place prize. Well done!

Stay tuned to our tweets for more exclusive promotions and freerolls, and if you haven’t already sold out and bought into the craze – join us at twitter.com/carbonpoker. All your favorite celebrities are doing it!!!!

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Windows and Mircosoft = Lame!

Posted By : CarbonPoker March 12th, 2009

As you maybe aware we’ve experienced some issues the past few days with players being unable to connect to the poker software.

Well after much testing, hair pulling and kicking the neighbours dog (no animals were harmed in the making of this post) we’ve managed to fix the problem…

It’s the source of this connection problem that makes me very happy to say, “It’s NOT us, it’s Windows.” Now, I understand this may come as a surprise to many CarbonPoker players due to Microsoft’s outstanding track record, but believe it or not… It was!

Here is an explanation from our Tech Team:
“It appears Microsoft released a “Defender” patch that blew away critical lines in people’s hosts file. This meant that people could no longer connect to local host meaning the flash movies could not connect to the poker client. This in turn means those people affected would not be able to log into the software.

Microsoft released a new patch shortly after but it did NOT fix the hosts file problem. This means anyone who upgraded their defender after the first patch but before the 2nd patch would be affected.”

But rather than sit around and wait for Windows to fix the problem (pipe dreams I know), Carbon’s skilled Tech Team have been busy at work.

How To Fix Windows #@&! Up:
We have made an update to our software to work around this problem but to get the update, you will need to uninstall your poker software, download the new software from our website and install the new software onto your machine.

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Poker Hand Slang

Posted By : CarbonPoker March 10th, 2009

Theres a lot of slang terms these days for poker hands, some coined from pop culture references, others from the pictures on the cards and others from terms that have been coined from players and infamous hands. Below you’ll find an introductory list of poker hand terms. Try dropping some next time your at the tables.

Card

Slang name

A

Bullet, Rocket

K

Cowboy

Q

Lady, Girl, Mop Squeezer, Cowgirl

J

Johnny, Jackal, Knave, Hook (play on shape), Fishhook, Valet (from French)

T

Dime

9

Nina Ross (Also hip-hop slang for 9mm pistol)

8

Snowman (play on shape), Ocho (from Spanish)

7

Hockey Stick, Walking Stick, Candy Cane (play on shape)

5

Nickel

4

Sailboat

3

Trey (standard usage, not slang), Crab (play on shape)

2

Deuce (standard usage, not slang), Duck (play on deuce), Quacker (play on duck)

Can you put cards to these names?

Brunson
Alan Alda
Hooker
Truckers Hand
CB Hand
Maverick
King Salmon
Canine
Big Chick
Three Kings
Bitches
Jack Daniels
Flat Tire
TNT
Boxcars
Kojak
Maxwell Smart
Barbara Feldon
Kid Dynomite
T2
Terminator 2
Bomber
Beer Hand
Double Down
Heinz
Nickels
Can of Corn
Quentin Tarantino
Luke Skywalker
Clint Eastwood
San Francisco
Motown
Jackson
Ajax
Krispy Kreme
Baskin Robbins
Marriage
Big Brother
Othello
Harry Potter

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Heads Up = Who’s The Best

Posted By : CarbonPoker March 9th, 2009

There’s not much this particular blogger likes more than a duel between the best. Apart from maybe a full fridge of beverages but lets not focus on that now. Anyhow I recently posted about NBC’s heads up poker championship and only the other day the series of matches that constitutes this event was played out in a secret poker lair hidden in a even more secretive underground bunker (aka a casino in Vegas.)

The big names were out in force and split equally over the four brackets of the competition. Spades, Hearts, Diamonds and Clubs all played out over the first day of the competition and some surprising outcomes were seen as the field thinned.

Vanessa Rousso a relative no name compared to those who she was up against provided the necessary surprise beating Brunson and Ivey in consecutive matches. She went further through to round 4 where she met Daniel Negreanu and beat him down also.

Incidentally Negreanu livened up the early stages of the tournament in his third round against Scotty Nguyen where he dressed in a curly black wig and gold jewelery in imitation of his opponent. He also put on an accent and littered his speech with the term “baby”. Luckily he not only pissed off his opponent but survived the grueling encounter.

However the outstanding performance of the tournament belongs to a certain Huck Seed. Mr Seed beat out strong comer Gus Hansen in the opening round and then proceeded to steam roll his way to the final. Where he met the other outstanding performer of the tournament Miss Rousso. The two made for an excellent final and finished the tournament in style with Seed coming out on top.

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